thesearchforsirens:

pizzaotter:

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

Get turned on bitch.


Drag ha

thesearchforsirens:

pizzaotter:

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

Get turned on bitch.

Drag ha

(via the-daily-laugh)



skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

image

(via humorking)


vinegod:

Me Trying To Breakup With Someone by Alx James

(via dutchster)


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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via lohanthony)


tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

(via butter-chicken-babe)


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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

(via stopholdingontoair)